“Fun, entertaining, effective.”
— Brett Cloutier, Trustpilot
This isn’t just a book. It’s a dad system for memories that stick. 28 missions. 28 stickers. 1 Dad Achievement Poster.
The epic gift for every dad ❤️
Let’s be honest: you have no clue what this tiny human actually wants from you. Hello, you’re a grown, manly man. You’re into things you probably shouldn’t mention in a parenting book. Your grasp of child psychology? None. Zero. Zip.
Sure, you pushed the stroller. Sure, you survived diaper disasters and their contents. Then that little creature you made – with some help, let’s not take all the credit – started staring at you and expecting something more.
Now they ask: “What are we gonna do?” And you’ve got nothing. So you Google it, call a family meeting, hold a brainstorm and open sixteen tabs titled "Things to do with your kid on a Saturday". And you still have no idea what to do.
The kid gets bored. The screen wins without a fight. You’d love to do better. You just don’t know what.
The epic gift for every dad ❤️
You don’t need to be creative, an entertainer or a Pinterest wizard to pull off something with your kid they’ll remember forever. That’s why the kit I Am Best Dad In The World exists.
This isn’t a book that tells you what you’re doing wrong.
It's not just a system.
It's a playbook.
It gives you 28 ready-made missions with clear instructions. Open the book, pick a mission and go. No Googling, no ChatGPT, no sixteen open tabs.
They’ll forget the toys. They’ll remember the nonsense you did together.
Take a peek inside the book:
And, f%$k you, you Instagram-influencing, perfectly white-toothed, never-seen-a-receding-hairline, abs-of-steel, gourmet-chef-level-cooking, grandma’s-handcrafts-making, flower-arranging-with-meaningful-intent, skydiving-in-your-free-time, startup-founding, stay-at-home superhero dad motherf...! Some of those ideas are great, but good luck not drowning in that nonsense.
Spend a good 15 minutes folding it. Dramatically proclaim: “Behold, my mighty vessel!” Place it in the water. Say: “Look, it floats!” Cue the excitement. … Great, now what? The boat just... sits there. You’re bored. The kid’s bored. Everyone is questioning their life choices. Welcome to the most underwhelming adventure of your kid’s life.
Eventually, your kid will develop favorites. And by favorites, I mean the same book. Every. Single. Night. Welcome to the world of Reading the Same Exact Book for the 157th Time in a Row, where you could narrate it in your sleep. Actually, you probably are. Still—super important bonding moment!!!
The treasure: Three soggy cookies? Sure, why not. The treasure isn’t the point. It’s the fact that it was left by freaking pirates!
This isn’t just a book. It’s a dad kit for memories that stick.
Ships next business day. Delivery in 5–7 business days.
A dad–kid adventure system built around a tear-out mission book, with trophy stickers, an achievement poster and bragging rights to earn.
Inside, you’ll find funny, practical challenges designed to turn ordinary moments into memorable dad–kid adventures. Complete missions, collect stickers, fill the achievement poster and work your way towards the ultimate title: Best Dad in the World.
No perfect parenting required. Just questionable decisions, real bonding and stories worth remembering.
Book dimensions
6.3 × 9 × 0.6 in (16 × 22.8 × 1.5 cm)
Weight: 1.0 lb (460 g)
Included in the package
The tear-out mission book
One Dad Achievement Poster
One themed sticker pack
One custom sticker envelope
Everything needed to start completing missions and earning Dad Supremacy immediately.
Orders are normally shipped on the next business day and delivered within approximately 5–7 business days.
We offer a 30-day return period on full-price items. To qualify for a return, the book must remain unused, unopened and in its original plastic wrapping. No pages may be removed, no stickers used, and the poster must be unused and unmarked.
Return shipping costs are covered by the customer. Sale items, discounted products, gift cards and personalized items cannot be returned.
To request a return or report a damaged or incorrect order, contact info@bestdadbook.com before sending anything back. Approved refunds are issued to the original payment method after the returned item has been received and inspected.
Honestly, I’ve got 100 things going on, and when my little one asks “Dad, what are we doing today?”, my creativity isn’t exactly at its peak. 😅
Here you just open the book, pick what you’re doing, and it’s all written out step by step. And in the end you come out looking like the Jordan of dads 😂
The best part is the kids are completely hooked. I don’t have to think about what we’re doing anymore – now the two of them keep nagging about which mission is next.
I don’t know if the book made me a better dad. But I definitely look like I always have an ace up my sleeve :)
Jure Prinčič, Slovenia (translated)
As a grandma, I happily bought the book for my son-in-law, because it gives what I think is the most precious thing – time together.
It’s full of fun ideas that get a dad and his kid to experience something together, laugh and, above all, enjoy each other – because that’s exactly where the memories kids keep forever come from.
Simone S.
For a friend, a son, a son-in-law or a husband.
This isn’t a book for the shelf. It’s 28 plans for shared adventures where both of them have fun. Dad gets ideas and clear instructions. The kid gets stories that start with: “You know what me and Dad did…”
28 missions are waiting in the book. The icons tell you which one won’t wreck the apartment, the kid or your mental health today. Found it? Tear the page out. Yes, really!
Childhood passes. That weird, funny, slightly chaotic thing you did with Dad? That stays.
Celebrate a completed mission with a sticker on the Dad Achievement Poster.
Hang the poster next to your kid’s bed. Every day it reminds them: “Me and Dad did that.”
The epic gift for every dad ❤️
More time when you’re really there, less time having no idea what to do.
When your kid asks “What are we doing today?”, you don’t have to scramble for an idea. Pick a mission, check the instructions and go.
No more staring at screens! You both have fun. Together you build, search, cook, make a mess or rescue something. Sometimes successfully.
A poster that reminds your kid every day: “Me and Dad did that.”
The poster isn’t just a place for stickers. Hanging on the wall next to your kid’s bed, it becomes a map of your adventures together. Every sticker reminds them that Dad was there, that you experienced something together and that the next mission is waiting.
You don’t need to know every rule of child psychology. It’s enough to show up, pull off a mission and watch your kid have fun with you. Dads need some proof we’re doing OK too.
Pull off something out of the ordinary together
Laughter, surprise and pride in your adventure
The sticker that cements the moment
The poster that keeps it alive
I’m not a parenting expert. Not even close. I’m a dad of two girls and I deal with the same problems as every other dad: confusion, helplessness, pretending I know what I’m doing, and the feeling that I’ll miss everything that matters.
But I do know one thing. For most of my life I’ve been turning ordinary situations into stories, shows and nonsense that people enjoy.
That’s why I created the I Am Best Dad In The World kit. Not to lecture dads on how to raise their kids, but so that when we hear “What are we doing today?” we don’t have to invent the answer all over again.
I tested the missions at home. On my own kids. Some ended in laughter, some in a mess, the best ones in both. They turned into moments we still talk about.
If this kit helps you show up for your kid more often, pull something off and really be there, it’s done its job. If it also makes you the family hero for a few minutes, I won’t complain.
— From the author himself, Lado
We don’t promise perfect fatherhood. You do get 28 chances to show up, pull something off and really be there.
Less hunting for ideas, more laughing together and enough proof that you actually got on with being a dad. The kit turns ordinary time together into adventures, stories and moments that earn a spot on the wall.
Ships next business day. Delivery in 5–7 business days.
It's designed for dads and kids at different stages, roughly ages 1–12. Not every mission is right for every age, so the book includes guidance to help you choose. With toddlers, Dad takes the lead. Older kids can help plan, make decisions, and occasionally inform Dad that his entire approach is wrong.
We can't promise which moments will stick. But doing something ridiculous together gives you a story, and the sticker-covered poster gives you a reason to tell it again. Remember the disastrous pancake masterpiece? The highly suspicious pirate treasure?
That's the idea: more “Remember when we…” and fewer Saturdays nobody can remember.
Because Dad comes with it.
A toy gives your kid something to play with. This kit gives Dad and kid 28 things to do together, with instructions to get the fun started and a poster to celebrate what they did.
Your kid probably owns enough toys. A chance to review Dad's performance as a pirate? That's new.
Pick a mission. Tear out and unfold its page. Do the activity together. When you've earned it, your kid awards you a premium gold-foiled trophy sticker, which goes on the Dad Achievement Poster.
Hang the poster where your kid can see it. Every sticker marks something you did together. Every empty space is another adventure waiting to happen. Your kid might start requesting the next mission without you having to pitch it.
A reward system for Dad. Finally, someone understands management.
The poster isn't just Dad's decoration. It's a record of adventures your kid helped complete, with shiny trophy stickers they get to award. Let them add the sticker, tell you their favorite part, and choose what to try next.
Hang it somewhere they'll see it. There's no guarantee every kid becomes a sticker fanatic, but seeing your shared wins can be a pretty good reason to ask, “Can we do another one?”
Some are quick activities, while others take more time or preparation. The mission guides help you check the time, supplies, and setup before choosing one that fits your day.
You don't need to do them in order, and nobody expects all 28 by Sunday night. This is fatherhood, not a quarterly performance review.
Good. He's qualified.
The missions come with instructions, so he doesn't need to be an artist, engineer, or suspiciously perfect Instagram dad. Start with something comfortable and go from there.
If the paper boat is crooked, see if it floats. Your kid isn't judging the craftsmanship. Well, not officially.
Because “when things calm down” has a funny way of turning into next month, next year, and “Wait, when did you get so big?”
This isn't about rushing through 28 missions. It's about having a plan ready when you and your kid get an afternoon together. Start with one. Dad's rise to glory can be gradual.
Yep. First-time dads, seasoned pros, stepdads, adoptive dads, foster dads, and dads sharing custody can all use it. Pick missions suited to your kid's age and the time you have together.
Buying for a brand-new dad? It's an activity kit, not a newborn-care manual. Some missions will be for later. His qualifications at folding paper boats won't matter either way.
A dad who's ready to get involved. Your kid gets to explore, make decisions, celebrate completed missions, and see their adventures on the poster.
The writing is for Dad. The experience belongs to both of them. And your kid gets to hand out the trophies, which is a frankly alarming amount of authority.
The gold-foiled stickers are trophies, not filler. After a mission, your kid gets to award one and add it to the poster. That's how an afternoon of silliness becomes a little ceremony, with a visible reminder of what you did together.
Want another child to have their own trophy wall? Check out the extra poster and sticker bundle for availability.
One dad. Multiple performance evaluations.
Dad should choose activities appropriate for his child's age and abilities, read the instructions, and supervise throughout. Anything involving water, cooking, tools, or small objects needs the right precautions.
If a mission doesn't suit your kid or your space, adapt it safely or pick another. The Dad of the Year trophy is not worth a trip to the ER.
The dad who likes being silly with his kid. The dad who wants to be that guy but doesn't always know where to start. The dad who's terrific at big plans and mysteriously short on ideas by Saturday at 10:17 a.m.
He doesn't have to be naturally creative. He just has to be willing to show up and follow the plan. The dramatic pirate voice is optional. Technically.
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Absolutely. The book is written for dads, but moms, grandparents, and other grown-ups can join in. We're not checking birth certificates before anyone builds a living-room fort.
Dad gets the title. Everyone can get in on the fun.
Your kid gets Dad's attention, a say in the adventure, and someone willing to join the nonsense. Dad gets 28 ready-made plans instead of having to invent an entire childhood every Saturday morning.
Together they collect inside jokes, small victories, and stories that belong to them. Dad also gets physical evidence that he occasionally knows what he's doing.
Nope. It's a book you use, not one that tells you everything you're doing wrong. Inside are 28 guided missions. Pick one, tear out and unfold the page, follow the steps, and get into it with your kid.
We skipped the parenting lectures. The internet has that department fully staffed.
Of course. The page gets torn out once. The adventure can happen as many times as you like. Keep the instructions and repeat a favorite, or change it up as your kid grows.
If your pirate career is going well, there's no need to retire after one voyage.
Because they're mission sheets, not sacred manuscripts. Tear one out, unfold it, and bring the instructions wherever the action takes you. Keep it afterward if you want another round.
It's one of the few books where missing pages mean you're doing it right.
Depends on the mission. Some leave almost no evidence. Others may require a towel, a protected table, and a convincing explanation for the other parent.
Check the supplies and setup first. Dad and kid can tackle the cleanup together, too. Apparently that's also quality time. Terrible news.
For a dad who wants to do more with his kid but sometimes runs out of ideas? Absolutely. Instead of another mug announcing he's the world's greatest dad, give him a kit with 28 opportunities to make a case for the title.
You give the gift. We provide the plans. He takes all the credit.
It's written with humor at Dad's expense, so there's a decent chance he'll read more than he intended. But he doesn't need to finish the whole thing before using it.
One mission. A few instructions. Then the book goes down and Dad gets up. A surprisingly effective reading strategy.
It's funny, but there's a real plan inside. Each mission shows Dad how to get started, what he'll need, and how to do the activity with his kid. This is a kit for actual use, not a joke that gets one laugh and retires to a shelf.
Humor included. Participation required. Dad competence optional.
The complete kit includes:
It's a physical adventure kit, not a download or a book of generic parenting tips. Dad glory comes in the package. Actual glory requires a little work.
Most missions use things you probably have around the house. Some need extra supplies or a bit of preparation, so each mission tells you what to check before starting.
Start with the kitchen drawers and the closet. If Dad still wants a trip to Home Depot, he'll need a different excuse.
Start with a shorter mission. Let your kid make a decision or two. If an activity isn't clicking, change it, take a break, or try a different one later.
You don't have to complete all 28 in order. Even pirates take days off.
Perfect. He isn't signing up for a book club. He can scan the mission details, pick one that works, read the instructions, and get going.
If reading doesn't sell him on it, maybe the part where he's encouraged to rip out the pages will.
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